Relic and Artifact Generator

this was only my second or third result, on the scifi setting, and i am so amused:

•  "The  Pill  of Iriel the Hallucinator
  • Reason for significace / backstory:
    • Its powerful properties
  • Age:
    • From an age of great peril
  • Notable Property:
    
    • Covered in vantablack
    • Secretes a stimulating gel
    • Unusually warm to the touch
  • Current Owner:
    
    • Is missing
  • Where can you learn more about this artifact?
    • From those who had a hand in creating it
  • Consequences of gaining ownership of the relic:
    • Increased rate of errors when interacting with technology (intentionally and unintentionally)"

This is absolutely lovely - I can use some of these for a DnD campaign I'm running. Headdress of Nightmares. I have a few ideas